Now is about the time you’d probably expect me to make a pun about how “genius” the Genius Pipe is.

Well… You’ll be pleasantly surprised.

It’s Genius.

Originating in Highland Heights, Ohio, The Genius Pipe was created with the goal of providing the user with a guaranteed cough-free hit, unlike your average pipe.

How does the team who engineered the Genius Pipe ensure something like that?

Before we go too far, here are my favorite places to buy the Genius Pipe:

Vortex Technology To Cool Your Smoke

Because the Genius Pipe utilizes vortex technology by moving air through 2,000 tiny dimples in the chamber of the device.

This design acts as a waterless filter for the air passing through the chamber.

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This will create millions of micro vortices to cool the smoke as it passes over them.

This technology, designed by engineers Dyan Ferman and Stas Gulinsky, is a groundbreaking innovation in the cannabis consumer product industry, borrowing from modern science principles refined in other industries.

Only to end up being used to smoke pot…


A Discrete Pipe for the Sophisticated Smoker

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Aesthetically, the Genius Pipe has impressive build quality, a compact design, and is incredibly sleek.

All the parts are made from durable aircraft-grade aluminum, making the Genius Pipe look like some sort of new aircraft technology, especially when you open it up.

This intelligent little pipe is comprised of three pieces- The top and bottom of the pipe itself, and a metal slide that covers the bowl.

The top and bottom of the hand pipe are held together by strong magnets, allowing for straightforward breakdown and cleaning.

Just let the pieces soak in a little bit of isopropyl alcohol and they will be good as new and makes genius smell-proof!

The Genius Pipe also comes in various colorways and designs, making for a futuristic and stylish piece of smoking equipment.

How Often Should You Be Cleaning The Genius Pipe?

Personally, I would clean it after every youse or every other use.

It is really easy to clean, just dampen a small part of a micro-fiber towel with isopropyl alcohol and just wipe down the inside of the Genius Pipe.

If you prefer to use a premium cleaning product meant to remove any stains or smells, check out my article on the best bong cleaners.

Either way, it is way easier to clean than the standard pipe you’d smoke out of.

One Of The Coolest Weed Pipes, Literally

This is where the Genius Pipe truly shows its smarts.

Makers of The Genius Pipe claim a guaranteed cough-free hit and the coolest pipe hit possible.

This is where the “vortex technology” that we discussed earlier is put to the test.

The 2,000 dimples definitely make a difference as they start cooling the smoke down from combustion to room temperature by the time it reaches your mouth.

And for that, I give the Genius Pipe kudos.

No one wants a harsh bowl rip.

The dimples also serve the purpose of catching tars and resins as they pass through the Genius Pipe that you would otherwise end up inhaling.

Very convenient!

In my opinion, this is one of the coolest portable pipes on the market, generating extremely cool and smooth hits.

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Is This the Best Pipe Out There?

It is the coolest pipe, but is it the best?

Now sold in 23 countries and gaining more clout every day, the Genius Pipes has been praised for its innovative technology, stylish appearance, ease of use, and virtual indestructibility.

It has also been touted as somewhat of a “luxury” pipe.

Retailing at around $90, the Genius Pipe isn’t for everyone.

In other words, if you can easily swing it, I’d pick one up and give it a try. If not, I wouldn’t worry about it. You’re not missing all that much.

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